Yesterday I went to an appointment with Todd at the University. Meg was with us and so I waited in the lobby and proceeded to involve myself with the countless magazine full O' Crap wilst watching Judge Judy rip into some kid about being stupid enough to buy a motorcycle let alone get on one drunk, wreck and then not make any payments after he didn't have insurance.. *sigh* so during this time Meg is enjoying all the fun things that you can find in the waiting area including highlights magazine and coloring pages with crayons a plenty. I was halfway through the article on Mylie Cyrus' new album (looks to be another hit by the way..) Meg starts giving me treats from the basket on the end table. "Here's for mom" "One for me.." "And for Daddy.." Now for Mom.." Being so involved in Entertainement Magazine and their view now giving me knowledge that all the rage and hype is for a reason, I didn't realize that now Meg had moved onto the next basket on the table opposite where we sat. "No no Meg we only need a few. Keep a couple for daddy and put the rest back.." Judge Judy has moved onto chewing out the stupid girfriend and At that point I finally had the good sense to look down to find my lap filled with various brands and colors of condoms. Yes condoms.
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Visit to the University Health Center ...$15
Perscription filled...$4
Finding the perfect treat for daddy... Priceless
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condemns or party favors...either way you r having some good times!!!
I hooted really loud when I read this at work. Everyone else around swiveled and wondered.
That's Awesome! Did you let Meg give them to Todd? He He Ho Ho Ha Ha
Why were condoms being distributed in this manner? Not by Meg, I mean, but by the school (apparently).
were there any good flavored ones?
Duh, obviously for safe sex.
The law now requires that any State University is to provide condoms to pick up at leisure at any health center on campus. It is not only for the preventions of making babies but also helps to prevent the spreading of several nasty infectious diseases. oooooh Yucky!
Well atleast Meg didn't think they were balloons!!
Who needs to freekin update??????
I am rolling, you always have the best stories that crack me up....oh I so miss you!!
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